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(541): View more from Oregon

at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.

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(239): View more from Florida

yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.

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(269): View more from Michigan

You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan

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(703): View more from Virginia

You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.

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(208): View more from Idaho

Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.

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(315): View more from New York

don't pay it forward

(1-315): View more from New York

I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced

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(845): View more from New York

He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought

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(618): View more from Illinois

Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.

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(913): View more from Kansas

Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.

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