OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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