We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
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