VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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