I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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