I hate your face
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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