think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
try to milk me bitch
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