Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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