good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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