For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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