well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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