Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
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