With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
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