I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
Randomize
