Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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