he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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