i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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