some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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