Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
Randomize
