Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
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