I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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