No awkward lesbian experiences without me
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
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