He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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