Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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