I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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