i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
