THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
Congratulations! We have a period
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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