There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
We are two peas in an std pod
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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