turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I need to keep a secret stash of instant alcoholic margaritas for when i deal with people. For example, right now, im grading, and I just don't fucking care any more. My students should make a thank you card for Jose Cuervo.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
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