Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
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