dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
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