id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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