awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
Randomize
