Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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