I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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