You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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