Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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