win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
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