I want to have your abortion
I wanna passion pit in your ass
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
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