The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
Randomize
