My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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