She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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