i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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