chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
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