I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
I just opened my filing cabinet at work for the first time in months. It looks just like my pantry: nothing but peanut butter and whiskey.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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