We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
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