My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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