whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
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