I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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