Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
Randomize
